Monsieur_LeBehemoth ([info]mrbehemoth) wrote,
@ 2009-07-10 08:36:00
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Explosive Revelations
There are three kinds of explosive revelation:

1. The literal - "I am going to blow this house up"

2. The figurative - "The honourable member has been accepting cash donations in exchange for granting special favours to Nazi people smugglers from the ethanol industry"

3. The romantic - "There's a time bomb in my pants and it's set to detonate at half past you"

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[info]snickersaddict
2009-07-10 01:42 pm UTC (link)
3. The romantic - "There's a time bomb in my pants and it's set to detonate at half past you"

I would give a man whatever he wanted, if he said that to me.

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[info]mrbehemoth
2009-07-12 03:02 am UTC (link)
Interesting.

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[info]morbid_falcon
2009-07-11 04:54 am UTC (link)
I am going to use #3 as a pickup line. Thanks Ben!

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